A Plastic Sheeting Poem...
Oh, plastic sheeting, how you cling To everything, like a second skin You're slippery, yet so strong Protecting us from what's wrong
From rainy days to construction sites You always make our days bright You're versatile, and so cheap No wonder you're used so deep
You're white, you're black, you're blue In so many colors, we thank you You can cover, you can wrap With you, we're never in a trap
Oh, plastic sheeting, you're a delight You're funny, yet so right We may laugh at your funny sound But we love you, we're spellbound
Plastic Sheeting Jokes for your entertainment!!!
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What did the plastic sheeting say to the wall? "Don't worry, I've got you covered!"
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What did the plastic sheeting say to the roof? "Looks like it's going to be a rainy day, but don't worry, I've got you covered!"
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What did the plastic sheeting say to the construction worker? "Thanks for putting me to work, I'm feeling wrapped up in my job!"
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What did the plastic sheeting say to the garden plants? "I'm here to protect you from the elements, and keep you warm and snug!"
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What did the plastic sheeting say to the roll of duct tape? "You're my favorite companion, you always know how to stick with me!"
These jokes are meant to be light-hearted and fun, and poke a little fun at the idea of inanimate objects talking to each other.
Plastic Sheeting Riddles!!!!
- I'm thin and flat, yet I can protect, From rain and wind, I'm quite perfect. What am I?
Answer: Plastic sheeting.
- I'm used to covering things high and low, From buildings to boats, to gardens to show. What am I?
Answer: Plastic sheeting.
- I'm slippery and can be a hazard, Yet I'm strong and quite a wizard. What am I?
Answer: Plastic sheeting.
- I come in different colors and sizes, But my purpose is always full of surprises. What am I?
Answer: Plastic sheeting.
The Love Story about a Construction Worker and Plastic Sheeting- The made for TV movie coming soon!!!
Once upon a time, there was a roll of plastic sheeting that lived on a construction site. It was strong and versatile, and always ready to protect the workers and materials from the elements.
One day, a construction worker named Jack noticed the plastic sheeting and was immediately struck by its beauty. He admired the way it fluttered in the wind and the way it caught the light in the sunshine. He knew he had to get to know it better.
As Jack and the plastic sheeting began to spend more time together, he learned all about its many uses and how it could be shaped and molded to fit any need. He was impressed by its flexibility and its ability to protect and support all those around it.
Before long, Jack realized that he had fallen in love with the plastic sheeting. He knew that it was the one for him and that he wanted to spend the rest of his days with it.
So, he proposed to the plastic sheeting, and to his delight, it said yes! From that day forward, they were inseparable, working together to build and protect the construction site and all those who lived and worked there.
And so, the plastic sheeting and Jack lived happily ever after, united in their love for each other and their passion for construction.
And there you have it....who knew plastic sheeting could be so entertaining?! Next time you are at a party, try out some of these jokes! Hopefully you won't lose too many friends in the process!
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Cheers!
